A (very dire) round-up.

Chelsea v Sunderland X2
Manchester United v Bolton Wayne Rooney to score at any time [two assists  ≠ goal, Wayne]
Tottenham v Wolverhampton 1
WBA v Norwich City over 2,5 goals
Newcastle v QPR  both teams to score
Nottingham Forest v Southampton over 1,5 goals
Leicester v Barnsley over 2,5 goals  
Bury v Sheffield United over 2,5 goals
Bournemouth v Notts County over 2,5 goals
Sevilla v Espanyol over 1,5 goals
Mallorca v Real Madrid Karim Benzema to score at any time
Valencia v Real Sociedad  1
Athletic Bilbao v Levante over 1,5 goals
Benfica v Vitoria Setubal 1 to win and over 2,5 combined goals scored
FC Porto v Rio Ave 1 to score over 1,5 goals
Celtic v Dundee Anthony Stokes to score at any time
Hearts v St. Mirren 1
Lazio v Atalanta German Denis to score at any time
AC Milan v Inter Milan over 1,5 goals scored

Napoli v Bologna 1
Wigan v Manchester City over 2,5 goals
MVV Maastricht v Willem II Tilburg over 2,5 goals

I can always claim I got the Italian results wrong as it's the mob which is fixing them. Or, at the very least, the Atalanta result; after all Cristiano Doni - former Atalanta midfielder - was arrested on suspicion of match-fixing...and was reportedly hiding behind his Porsche when the police arrived to apprehend him. Disgraceful, utterly disgraceful.